Sunday 23 October 2011

10 jenis kekejaman perempuan terhadap lelaki


Berikut adalah 10 perkara yang menjadikan seseorang lelaki mangsa kekejaman seorang makhluk tuhan yang digelar perempuan. Fakta oleh Fox News.

1. Mengurat
Kalau lelaki lain mengurat kekasih atau gadis idaman anda mmg lelaki tu xsyg nyawa laa tu! Mmg mdpat lah penumbuk atau flying kick free dr anda! Tetapi sesetengah perempuan ni lagi kejam apabila dia tahu anda cinta dan sayangkan dia tapi sengaja mengurat lelaki lain dihadapan anda dengan cara layanan yang tidak pernah anda sendiri rasakan.. Habis terbako!!! Terbako yang oiii!!!!    

2. Kawan Vs Awek
Si dia tahu anda akan keluar untuk tengok bola final ‘Liga Juara-Juara’ dengan kawan-kawan, tetapi dia dengan ‘slumber dog’ telefon anda untuk datang berjumpa dengannya, kalau tak datang, putus hubungan. Lepas tu kalau nak join tengok bola tak apalah jugak. Ini cuma hanya sebab nak katakan dia cinta anda dan rindukan anda…

3. Seks
Seks umpama nyawa kepada sesetengah lelaki. Namun apabila seorang suami mengajak isterinya untuk ‘ehem…ehem.. ‘ dan isterinya menolak tanpa alasan yang tak munasabah, itu sesuatu yang memang kejam! Terseksa jiwa dan raga akibat memendam rasa…

4. Available
Anda sebagai seorang lelaki terlalu sayangkan kekasih anda tetapi si dia seolah-olah menganggap dirinya masih available dengan menjadi tumpuan lelaki dan membenarkan bermain cinta dengan lelaki lain dan bagi dia, ianya satu kepuasan!

5. Kritik
Perempuan tahu malu kalau kena kritik di khalayak umum tapi perempuan tak sedar kadangkala percakapan dan pebuatan dia telah mengkritik lelaki di khalayak ramai dan lebih tak berhari perut sehingga menjatuhkan maruah dan ego seorang lelaki.

6. Fizikal
Kadangkala susah jugak kalau perempuan ni terlebih pandai. Perempuan akan sesenang hati pukul, debik, dan belasah lelaki tetapi apabila lelaki mula angkat tangan, mulalah kata ayat biasa dia.
“Lelaki tak elok pukui pompuan taw…Dayus...”

7. Ratu Putar Emosi
Menangis…Menangis…Menangis…. Sedingin mana pun lelaki terhadap perempuan, tetapi apabila perempuan mula menangis, lelaki akan mula gelabah dan cari jalan untuk buat perempuan berhenti menangis. Kalau kena yang jenis kuat menangis lepas tu manja, sengsara laa lah jwabnye….

8. Parasit
Perempuan jenis parasite ini adalah seseorang yang merasakan diriya tidak boleh hidup tanpa berpasangan dengan lelaki. Selagi masih belum jumpa lelaki baru, dia akan terus menghisap segala-galanya daripada anda. Apabila si dia jumpa lelaki yang lebih ‘baik’, dia akan tinggalkan perhubungan yang sedia ada dan mula hinggap ke mangsa yang baru. Segala kata-katanya adalah murahan semata-mata.

9. Kedai percuma
Berhati-hati apabila anda mempunyai kawan perempuan tahap ‘HOT’ baik punye kerana apabila si dia malas untuk keluarkan duit atau ingin rasa dihargai, dia akan mula mengambil handphone dan mencari mangsanya untuk diajak keluar. Kemudian apabila keluar, dia akan mula menunjukkan perangai manje al-gediks semata-mata untuk mendapatkan semuanya secara percuma…Pokai..Pokai….

10. Nombor Telefon
Katakan anda adalah seorang lelaki dan telah berhempas pulas untuk menarik perhatian gadis idaman anda sekaligus mendapatkan nombor telefon si dia. Ya, akhirnya dia kelihatan tertarik kepada anda dan si dia memberi nombor telefon kepada anda. Tetapi bukan nombor telefon dia, tetapi jiran sebelah dia..hampeh btol...



Saturday 15 October 2011

Reaksi Syaitan Apabila Gagal Menyesatkan Manusia




Aku just nak share dengan korang pasal reaksi Syaitan a.k.a Iblis ni apabila kita semua (Umat-umat ISLAM) menyebarkan sesuatu yang disukai ALLAH S.W.T. Agak² korang macam mana? Hehehe, kalau ada silap & salah dalam post ni, tolong bagi tahu aku ye. Aku ni pun tak pandai sangat bab² agama ni, cuma nak share apa yang kawan aku share kat korang.
Okay diantara reaksi² Syaitan apabila kita mengamalkan Al-Quran sebagai panduan harian kita :
1) Ketika anda membawa Al-Quran, respon syaitan ialah biasa-biasa saja…tengok je..
2) Ketika anda membukanya, syaitan mulai curiga.
3) Ketika anda membacanya, dia resah dan gelisah.
4) Ketika anda memahaminya, dia mula terkejang-kejang.
5) Ketika anda mengamalkan Al-Quran dlm kehidupan setiap hari. Dia stroke.
Teruskan membaca Al-Quran & mengamalkannya agar syaitan terus stroke.
Ketika anda ingin menyebarkan pesanan ini, syaitan pun mencegahnya dengan berkata, “Jangan sebarkan, kerana ia tidak penting langsung!”

Tolong SEBARKAN post ini kepada umat-umat ISLAM kita yang lain, jangan dengar bisikan syaitan yang mencegah anda dari berkongsi post ini bersama saudara² Islam anda yang lain. Syaitan itu adalah penyesat manusia, dan Al-Quran adalah panduan hidup kita
والله أعلم بالصواب

p/s : Tolong tegur saya jika ada apa² yang saya tersalah sampaikan di dalam post ini. Saya sebagai umat ISLAM, hanya ingin share apa yang saya patut share bersama saudara² saya yang beragama ISLAM di luar sana. Sesungguhnya segala kebaikan adalah dari Allah S.W.T dan segala kelemahan adalah atas kekurangan diri saya sendiri, jika ada apa² kesilapan, tolong maafkan saya. Dan post ini bukan bertujuan untuk apa² keuntungan, hanya kewajiban saya sebagai umat ISLAM.

Friday 7 October 2011

Isn't she beautiful?? :))

 Selena Gomez

She's so beautiful, 
She will take your breath away,
Tightly between your arms
is where you'll want her to stay (tp xdpt laa justin dh ptong line :P)  
 Pretty, cute, gorgeous 
You'll run out of word to say :)
 
  
  
 I don't know what happen to me! Almost everyday i've been keep non stop re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat watchin' her song clips! Her music is not that good tho! Maybe her cute lil face makes my heart melted to keep watchin' it! Laugh out loud! :) 

Saturday 17 September 2011

WTF


Don't get me wrong. WTF is a three-letter abbreviation with multiple meanings, but I described it as Where's the fish?? LOL..Okay followers, fishing is one of my fav hobies whenever im free and wherever i've go! Fishing oh fishing. Nothing is better than a day spent for a fishing. I've starts fishing when I was 13 years old. For me fishing is the only way that can makes me feel relax coz relax are vital for ensuring our ongoing health and well-being, as well as restoring the passion and joy in our life. Our health is our responsibility. Allowing life's stressors to impact our health negatively will end up with our feeling under par in everyday activities and could eventually lead to illness. So what else you're waiting for, JOM LAH FISHING! :P 



2 kg of Haruan @ Unisel Lake


Tuesday 13 September 2011

Liverpool smart transfer business..

There's been a lot of talk in the media about Liverpool spending over the odds for our new players. This talk usually focuses on the fees paid for Carroll, Henderson, Downing etc. I would like to offer a rebuttal to all this criticism as I feel it is completely unjustified. I would first like to look at the players mentioned above before moving on to look at some of our other transfers.

Andy Carroll came in for 35 million in the January transfer window after scoring 18 goals in the first half of the season for Newcastle. He was injured when he arrived however, and has as a result gotten off to a relatively poor start at Anfield. He has shown flashes of the monster of a player that he can be. It must be remembered however that he is only 22 and is dealing with being the most expensive British player in Premier League history. Time will tell weather he will pay back the trust Kenny Dalglish has paid in him. But consider the possibility of him spending the next ten years at Liverpool, scoring 20+ a season (something his time at Newcastle proved he is well capable of), I bet that would shut his critics up about his transfer fee then.

Andy Carrol and Kenny Danglish
Handerson, like Carroll has come in for a high fee and for a young player it must put a lot of pressure on his shoulders. He has however acquitted himself well with some nice passing and can be a leading light with Liverpool for years to come. Also, his stats from last season don't lie with him creating 47 scoring chances from open play. He may not be a as glamourous a name as someone like Modric is but this statistic shows he can be just as effective.

Jordan Henderson
Downing has also come in for a lot of money and I must admit, initially I was skeptical. He has however shown he is more than capable of slotting into this Liverpool team. He has already shown his value by putting so many dangerous balls into the box. I think he is well worth the money spent on him if he can continue to provide such excellent service to the front men. He has also shown he has a bit of skill and can run with the ball as the lead up to the strike off the bar against Sunderland showed.

Steward Downing
These players have admittedly come in for a lot of money but I feel they can do the business for Liverpool. I have high hopes for them and am sure they will do well. I would now like to look at some of Liverpools other buys as I feel they represent excellent value for money. After all, we have heard so much about Liverpool 'paying over the odds' I feel it is only fair to balance it with some of Liverpools clever business.

First off, Jose Enrique who has come in for 6 million. What a bargain! He looks like he could be the best left back in the League. He is so quick and strong. He never lets a player get past him and seems to be both a great defender and attacker. I think it won't be long before he breaks into the Spain first team.        

Jose Enrique
Charlie Adam arrived for 8.5 million which in my eyes is good business considering back in January Blackpool were holding out for more than 11 million for him. He adds a lot to the team in terms of dead ball delivery as can be seen already from Suarez' goal against Sunderland.

Charlie Adam
 Luis Suarez for 22.5 million - I don't need to justify this one, do I? What a steal! 

Luis Suarez
On top of all this it looks like Sebastian Coates recently was selected as the 'Best young player of Copa America 2011' of is going to be the worthy signing for Liverpool for around 7 million which I would also consider to be great business for such a great young player. 

Sebastian Coates
Bad boy Craig Bellamy. He's going to be last signing for Liverpool after the 32-year-old signed for Liverpool for a second time on transfer deadline day having been excluded from Roberto Mancini plans at Manchester City and negotiated a payoff from his £95,000-a-week contract to leave the Etihad Stadium on a free transfer. He has good pace and always a threat to opponent!
Craig Bellamy
I think overall you have to look at the players going out against the players coming in and you have to admit the squad is improving a hell of a lot. So I for one would like to hear less talk from the media about the money Liverpool have spent and more on the great players that have come in. I for one think Liverpool have done some very smart transfer business.

Thoughts?

Friday 26 August 2011

Raya is just around the corner yaww!

Pejam celik pejam celik dah 26 hari kita berpuasa.
Soon we will be celebrating Hari Raya Aidilfitri and am feel fuckin so excited! I'm happy with the way everything is going on. Baju Raya dah beli and this year I've choose brown color as my priority because brown color shows stability, reliability, and approachability. It is the color of our earth and is associated with all things natural or organic. 
Perghhh!! Ni bru mcm budak biotech ckit! ƗƗɐƗƗɐ"̮
 Kuih raya pon semua dah siap mak buat. Mercun. Haaa yg ni pon dah ada.
P/s: Mercun adalah benda yg sngt merbahaya dan kpd siapa yg xthu main mercun better korg main psp or just dok diam kat umah okay! hahaha..Okay lah, kerana masa tidak mengizinkan aku berhenti smpai sini sajalah! Nak kemas bilik aku yg dah mcm sarang tikus dah ni. Nnti ada org marah! ƗƗɐƗƗɐ"̮
 Aku mengambil kesempatan ini mengucap  
'Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Maaf Zahir & Batin' 
 kpd semua yg mmbaca blog ni!

haha..steven-G trut menymbut aidilfitri

Sunday 21 August 2011

My blood is red and I was born to be Reds..





" You'll Never Walk Alone "
Hi my name is Shahnas Kamal, born on the 31st August 1989 and have been born and raised in Malaysia. I’ve been a Liverpool supporter since I was 10 and have been to watch them many times playing in cup finals. The main reason I am a Liverpool supporter is because of my Dad, I was born and raised watching my dad scream at the tele over Liverpool.

At 10 years of age you cant really make an informed decision of who you want to support but seeing as my 'Mum taught me ABC and Dad taught me LFC' I couldn’t really do anything. I have always been a passionate follower of Liverpool from my young age and supported the Reds for more than half my life. The history and tradition of the club makes me proud, the Reds and their fans are always one lifelong family who’ll never walk alone. That admiration for the club in turn drove me into a die-hard supporter of the club. Whatever the fortunes of the club, we’re always there for the club and the club is always there for us. Witnessing Istanbul 2005 was my greatest experience ever since turning into a Liverpool fanatic.

This year (2011) was perhaps the best year I had as a Red. Liverpool’s asian tour to Malaysia resulted in me having a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet the players. Being one of them lucky few fans, I met Raul Meireles and  Andy Carroll in Pavillion, Kuala Lumpur. Even though I did not manage to take a photograph with them, but I'm bursting at the seams with happiness.



Walking out of the tunnel touching ‘This Is Anfield’ made the hairs on my back stand! Nevertheless, I’m looking to make the trip to Anfield in the near future, to fulfill my dream of seeing the Reds run out at Anfield.

 Y.N.W.A